…and yes, I realize it’s only Monday. I’m pretty sure this won’t be beat, unless we’re quoting stuff either of the Fords said at the special council meeting today. And then it’s just a laundry list of quotes; but those aren’t as fun as I never heard them in person.
Grad student 1 to me: Jamie, you’re the only white person I know that cooks with wood ear mushrooms.
Grad student 2 to grad student 1 in a deadpan tone: [Grad student 1], you’re such a racist.