I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.
-Monique Junot, Better Off Dead
I’m seriously at a loss of what to think about this. My mind just keeps trying to envision exactly what is implied, while it is thinking WTF?!?
To whoever invented the sports bra – that’s great and all. But if you could come up with a similar contraption for my rear-end, running could be a lot more enjoyable.
Supplementary data: she does not have an abnormally large rear. Hence the mind-boggling.